(A.K.A.)"Donny-Pipes", "Sir Don Cantdancealot",
"Tom Collins"

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Shima-Don
is the Lead Vocalist and Rhythm Acoustic Guitarist for the Shima-Gais band. He has a great voice and his guitar playing is...well...
he has a great voice.

As for being the sexiest Shima-gai, he USED to have the balls to admit it! (see story)

Sometimes he sings notes only dogs can hear and his family heritage is said to be linked to that of the Castratos of the seventeenth Century. Legend has it that he sang a note so long that Luciano Pavarotti threatened to "whoop his skinny white talentless ass!"
In The Pav's last will and testament there is a summons for the remaining two tenors to carry on his invidiousness towards Shima-Don "until the day they join him 6 feet under!"

His most notable quote: "naa..."

translation:
"Since it was you're idea...I won't do it'"

QUOTES FROM THE STAGE:

"I got nothin..."

"oretachi wa shimagais to iu bando desu!"

Shima-Don plans on re-releasing a dance party video instructing you how to groove and wiggle with the best of them!
Below are some sample poser moves from the "Sir Don Cantdancealot's Bust a Groove Dance Moves" DVD!
Sir Don Cantdancealot claims that just from these five simple moves, you'll be alone and single in no time!

 The ring around the Rosie

 The fall forward. 

The Straight Leg.

The Keep on Truckin.

     The Poser.

Shima-Don writes great original music and some of his tunes may
end up Shima-Gais' songs! He was designated the original song writer
for the Shima-Gais Band because he has the best penmanship.
You can give a listen to some great tunes
Shima-Don has been slaving over at the link below

www.myspace.com/donpauljankas

stupid videos by Shima-Don can be seen below

Don's Youtube channel